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Like the situationship everyone laughed at suddenly ending in a healthy marriage — and now her friends pretend they always believed in him.
on: New York Knicks winning the NBA Finalsin Girl terms
Turn sports into dating. Turn politics into football. Turn music into group chat gossip.
No login. No fluff. Just hot takes.
The receipts
Like the situationship everyone laughed at suddenly ending in a healthy marriage — and now her friends pretend they always believed in him.
A project with no approved budget, scope that tripled in discovery, and a go-live date that was promised to stakeholders before you were hired.
A legacy company doing a fourth 'transformative pivot' while burning runway and telling investors the vibes are about to shift.
That one friend who keeps saying 'this is my year' every January, ghosted for six months, then slides back in like nothing happened with 'so... about that coin.'
A new bombshell walks in, everyone says they're not threatened, and by the next recoupling half the lads are packing.
Central bank slid into the economy's DMs at 3am like 'u up?' and printed everyone a little gift to keep things from getting weird.
For the group chat
Quantum physics in WWE terms. The French Revolution in Love Island. Your tax return as a Dark Souls boss fight. We dare you.